Monday, 15 August 2011

Because... Boss is always Right!

When I take a long time - I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time - he is thorough.

When I don't do it - I am lazy.
When he doesn't do it - he is too busy.

When I make mistakes - I am careless.
When he makes mistakes - he is human.

When I do something without being told - I am overstepping my boundaries.
When he does the same thing - He is initiative.

When I take a stand - I am bull-headed.
When he does it - He is being firm.

When I overlook an etiquette rule - I am rude.
When he slips a few rules - He is being original.

When I please my boss - I am apple-polishing.
When he pleases his boss - He is co-operating.

When I get ahead - I get breaks.
When he gets ahead - That is hard work.


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